Six weeks ago, my husband Brian and I pulled out of our suburban Atlanta neighborhood for the last time. It was a momentous occasion we’d spent some two years planning for.

Brian & Teresa

Since then we’ve lived full time in our class A motorhome, glamping at one RV park or another. Life is good.

If I was a more enterprising person, I might sell you a brighter, glossier version of our RV life, so you’d be inspired/jealous and go visit our YouTube channel to see it all.

RV life is magical!

Or maybe I’d tell you how disastrous things have gone since day one. You’d click through to watch us like rednecks watch a train wreck.

But no – I have no stunning RV life videos. No RV disaster videos, either. What I have to share isn’t all that dramatic, but it is a heckuva lot closer to reality.

Living full-time in an RV has been less a magical life fix than a series of trade-offs.

If you already do it, I don’t have to tell you that. Although if you’re like me, it does help to get a reminder every now and then that master bathrooms with jetted soaking tubs are overrated.


If you’re an aspiring full-timer, though, even as I cheer you on toward your goal, I want to interrupt your #RVlife daydream to tell you this:

Dude/dudette: You’re going to give up some things. But don’t dwell on them – you’ll get much more in return.

What we gave up to get here

1) Proximity to family and local friends

What we got: We’re still near some of our family at the moment, but that will change.
Upside: Seeing family and friends we miss who live in other parts of the country.
Downside: Missing family and friends who live in the Atlanta area.
Net: Mixed bag, as you might expect. We’ve never really travelled or taken a vacation that didn’t involve family, death, or both. Kind of excited to travel for non-death reasons.

At our favorite Mexican restaurant, where we gathered with family after they helped us clean out the house following our estate sale. Grandson Julian watches as daughter Christina gives baby Chelsea a taste of lime.

2) King-size bed

What we got: Queen-size bed.
Upside: Closer to hubby.
Downside: Closer to snoring, no room to build pillow wall.
Net: Eh… 😉

Queen size bed in our RV
It’s…cozy (also: #wallpaper #gold)

3) Mailbox & street address

What we got: Virtual mailbox.
Upside: No junk mail!
Downside: We have to pay for mail service. Drivers’ Services doesn’t understand any version of “No permanent address” that doesn’t involve homelessness.
Net: Who are we kidding? Nobody misses junk mail! But I am going to miss having my drivers’ license if I don’t get that straight pretty soon.

Mailbox at the end of our former driveway, across the street from our angry former neighbor.

4) Big kitchen

What we got: Incredibly well-organized tiny kitchen with almost every one of my regularly-used tools from my big kitchen.
Upside: I have everything I need. It’s close at hand; I can “mop” the floor with two Clorox wipes! I’ve finally figured out the microwave convection oven and it’s amazing.
Downside: Tight counter space often requires shuffling things around to accomplish meal prep & cleanup tasks. No room for a toaster. No dishwasher. :O
Net: I love my tiny kitchen. I wouldn’t add anything to it because then I’d have to give up something more important. #tradeoffs

It’s tight, but thanks to brilliant built-in organization I’ve got a well-equipped food prep arsenal.

5) Suburban HOA neighborhood

What we got: Campgrounds, RV parks & state parks; 100% reduction in pretentious personalities.
Upside: No more waking up near the same jerk-face neighbor day after day. No stressing out about getting reported to the HOA or what color the neighbor painted his house.
Downside: Finding places to live can be nerve wracking. People we’ve met in the RV parks are nice enough, but our tribe isn’t in the places we’re staying right now. We’re the only ones who pick up after our dog. 😡
Net: 0% sad as we drove away from the house. Currently -1000% sad that we are in a converted trailer park vs. the “respectable” house we sold.

The first park we camped at. It was spacious compared to where we’re at now.

6) Virtually unlimited water, self-maintaining septic system

What we got: Grey, black & freshwater tanks.
Upside: No water or sewer bill. We’re self-contained and could drive into the desert and camp. In winter. When I get better at water conservation.
Downside: Must empty our own sh*t into a hole in the ground. Water sometimes tastes yucky.
Net: Good water filtration is worth the $$$. Freedom is worth the hassle.

7) A house that was nearly purged of shiny gold

What we got: RV with gold everything. And wallpaper. With border :O
Upside: Um…
Downside: We invested money and manpower to get rid of the worst offenders. We’ve decided to live with the rest (door handles & hinges).
Net: Selling that big old house made the remaining shiny gold someone else’s problem, and enabled us to own our RV – gold and all – free and clear. #WIN

8) Half-acre lot with fenced backyard

What we got: Whatever we’re renting at the moment, so far unfenced & not private.
Upside: No lawn maintenance! No stressing out about getting reported to the HOA for dandelions growing in the yard!
Downside: Must go outside with dog when he TCOB, no matter the weather or time of day. Really close to neighbors. Thank goodness for blinds.
Net: This one’s a wash, currently, because so far we’ve stayed in places that are less park-like than parking lot.

The days of simply opening the door and letting the dog out to take care of business are over.

9) Familiar community

What we got: Changing surroundings.
Upside: Being forced to explore makes life more interesting.
Downside: We already had a tendency to put off hanging out with friends; moving away from the immediate area exacerbates it :O
Net: Positive. Especially after discovering the Bohemian specialty meat shop nearby.

I went exploring near the RV park one morning and found this tree-shaded walking path.

10) 24/7 Indoor comfort

What we got: More time outside, around nature.
Upside: Having to take the dog out means I go outside whether I like it or not; that’s good for me.
Downside: Cannot completely avoid heat, rain, mosquitos, mud, cold, sun, plants that make me itch.
Net: Positive impact on mood and health. Despite mosquito bites & West Nile risk.

View of our cars through the RV windshield. With no more garage to pull into or fenced yard for the dog, we can’t always dodge bad weather.

Status: Holding

As I write, our life looks a lot like Liz and Ed’s a year ago – stationary, not traveling, hubby working out the last days of one career before hanging it up. Me working like a dog on my business, in between taking the dog out to do his business.

Well, it’s like Liz and Ed’s life if you subtract the preschooler and add twenty-something years of age.

Since going full time in mid-May, we’ve “traveled” less than 25 miles from the house we sold.

Not quite the nomadic life we want, but this is only Phase One. Not an indefinite situation.

Brian will keep running his gun-fixing shop until the end of November. While he’s doing that, I’ll continue working to grow A Fearless Venture, my WordPress consulting business.

When Brian is no longer tethered to the shop, he’ll dust off his MBA/PMP and join me in my business. We’ll be free to work from anywhere we can get internet.

It’s an exciting prospect we’ve planned for since nearly the beginning of our RV dreaming. But guess what? It’s full of trade-offs. Especially to start with.

Because unless I can build my business to something that will at least sustain our relatively modest lifestyle, and do it before November, we’ll be sharing 24/7 gate-guarding duty at one dusty middle-of-nowhere oilfield or another.


I heart trade-offs

Obviously we’d rather go straight to traveling. Gate guarding – a round-the-clock gig with no breaks for day trips or even meals out together – is no one’s idea of a good time.

Sounds like a super-sized order of downside, right? Buuuuut I bet you know where this is going.

As monotonous as gate guarding is likely to be, even that is not without an upside.

For one thing, it’s pretty damn lucrative for a job that requires all of about seven functioning brain cells. That lines up nicely with my cerebral function after around 10 or 11 at night.

Did I mention we’d have to cover a gate 24/7?

The bigger upside, however, isn’t the immediate boost to our bottom line. That’ll last only as long as we’re willing to go nowhere and do nothing.

No, the biggest benefit is essentially getting paid to be in circumstances that look ideal for hunkering down and focusing on a long-range goal like growing a business.

What are you? Some kind of Pollyanna?

I can definitely get cranky in uncomfortable circumstances. But I’ve come to appreciate how intertwined the upsides and downsides of things are, and how much of life involves choices with trade-offs.

Like, all of it.

RV life is no different.

It’s not that I don’t miss opening the door to our fenced back yard to let the dog out instead of having to go out with him no matter the hour, the weather or what I happen to be wearing.

Good gravy do I miss that.

The reality is that the fenced back yard came with a whole lotta trade-offs we began to resent.

Sure – it’s possible at some point the downside of full-time RV life will get to us. If it seems greater than all we gain, we might make another change.

Until then?

See you on the road.

What about you?

What did you trade for full-time life? Or, if you’re not there yet, what will you trade? Leave a comment below and let us know.

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17 thoughts on “10 Things We Traded for RV Life

  1. We really enjoy “boondocking”. No many “neighbors” and not usually a big deal to let the dog out by herself as long as there’s nothing to pick-up (and yes I do clean up after my dog!). You do need to conserve water and waste to make it thru your stay, but we have a dump tank we can load it up and haul it to the dump station instead of moving our “home” to a dump station.
    But I’m sorry we will put up with a little extra work as the sites are free!! Can’t beat that!

    1. Hey Launa! I am the same type of way…if it’s free I’ll give up some elbow grease to make it work!

      On the other hand, my husband has a hard time going without air conditioning, so until we head out west where the humidity isn’t so thick, we will be plugged in for now.

      And we have our little honey wagon, too. We were somewhere for a couple months where we used it. Now it’s strapped to the back of our motorhome. We know one day we will need it again!

      Thanks so much for stopping by and for especially leaving a comment. It’s great getting to know you!

    2. We’re definitely looking forward to doing some boondocking!

      We have a Greyhound and we’d never let him off leash. If he sees a squirrel or a cat he forgets everything, and would definitely take off after it. As fast as Greyhounds run (even our failed racer is fast), he could get far away in an instant. So we’ll continue braving the elements to accompany him outside. 😎

  2. …and when you get to visit friends, I’ll be a happy “camper!” I thoroughly love reading your adventures that keep us up to date on your ventures!

  3. LOL. A house purged of shiny gold. YES! I remember our first house having all the gold fixtures. H.A.T.E.D. it! And our first RV had gold fixtures. H.A.T.E.D. it! But I dealt with it knowing that we were only RVing once in a while and not living in it. Then looking for the new RV for our full-time life, you can bet I wasn’t gonna have any gold fixtures. We can’t wait to be full-time. Thanks, Teresa, for being open and honest and real. =)

    1. Ha. I knew we were going to buy an RV with gold, because every single RV that had our must-have criteria also had GOLD!

      At the end of the day, we’d have expended too much time and energy eradicating all the gold – resources that are precious & best directed elsewhere right now. We did wipe out the worst offenders, though!

      Thanks for reading & commenting, Kristi!

      p.s. – My sis lives like 5 minutes from Douglas Dam. Thank you for the CG reviews – we’ll need them once we can finally travel to that area.

  4. Fun article! We traded hotel rooms (14 years) for our first rig. Downside: I have to change my own sheets and towels. Upside: No more loading into hotel room and then back out to set up office and living quarters. Our new Renegade has a washer and now if I could just get somebody to come in and do my laundry I would be set!

    1. Maureen, I’m so happy for you guys getting out of hotels and into a Renegade. That’s a double win!!!

      We liked the Renegade and similar rigs like the Jayco Seneca and DynaMax. Couldn’t find many for sale – seems people love that style as much as we do. None were in the price range we needed to stay debt free.

      I do ❤️ our Dutch Star. But someday… ?

    2. omg we want the Senaca so badly!!!! And Maureen, your new rig is so flipping sweetttttt. Hire that laundry woman, girl!

    1. I’m glad you feel that way, Julie. Since you’re an experienced RVer, I’d worry if you thought I was too optimistic ?

      Thanks for reading!

    1. That’s definitely a huge trade-off for us, too.

      But honestly, I often have to be forced to do things that are good for me. Like going outside. And yoga. ?

      Thanks for commiserating, Dick.

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